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The Data Said “Date Her”—So She Did

A mathematician dies in an air crash. What are his final words? “Statistically, this shouldn’t be happening.” But, unfortunately for him, it is. You can use numbers to ...

Men Who Love Men: But Mainly Themselves

I once considered pitching publishers a book called 101 Things That Are Now Suddenly Gay, cataloguing the increasing number of completely non-gay things that fanatical homos now ...

Biden: The Autopen Years

Of all of President Trump's zany ideas -- making boring, self-righteous Canada the 51st state, we take Gaza, Perkins Coie lawyers banned from federal buildings -- his claim that ...

Hegseth Grilled by Feminist Fantastists

Wouldn't you know it? Defense secretary nominee Pete Hegseth's grilling by the Senate Armed Services Committee about his opposition to women in combat would have to come the very ...

Making Xer Case

My pronouns are She-rah, Herbal, and Hersheys. I don’t think it’s asking too much to refer to me using those simple terms, which I’ve made up, as I’m legally entitled to ...

John Fetterman

Psychos and Psyops

Can I call ’em or what? From September 2023: “The GOP is lucky as hell that Dems haven’t realized just how unstoppable a ‘1994 Democrat’ would be today, especially in ...

Un-American Pi

It’s mid-September, so your kids will be back in school or college on both sides of the Atlantic—but what will they actually be learning there? Quite possibly, little more ...

Go Fog Yourself

This is a sequel-in-spirit to last week’s piece about rightist “fog.” In a recent column I mentioned a Ron Unz contradiction regarding the Holocaust. In his “landmark” ...

PC Gaming: The Quest to Queer Super Mario

Is Super Mario gay? The simple answer is “no,” although that distinctly camp mustache-and-dungarees combo does make him look rather like a lost member of the Village ...

Washed-Up Parabolic

Life is full of surprises. Two weeks ago, a professor from Ben-Gurion University publicly called me out on Twitter. That’s not surprising; I expect Jewish academics to dislike ...

Bill Cosby

A Big Fat Mess

During a recent BBC/Showtime documentary about TV’s funniest rapist Bill Cosby, controversy was sparked by the comments of one of the talking heads, the self-described ...

Promoting Diversity

Weird that the media didn't cite Ketanji Brown Jackson's height and weight as her most important characteristics. When it came to THE FIRST BLACK WOMAN ON THE SUPREME COURT, it ...

Half-Cooked Data

Besides being a black woman at a time when the Biden administration is publicly committed to appointing a disproportionate number of black women, economist Lisa D. Cook’s prime ...

Rebekah Jones

‘Florida Woman’ Saner than Media

Last week, we discussed Rebekah Jones, the crazy lady who wrote a 342-page telenovela about her ex-lover, Garrett Sweeterman, then went on to fame and fortune by claiming Florida ...

Pick Your Pronoun

Most of the time that I have spent informing myself about the world we live in, with only partial success, has been wasted, at least as far as practical effect is concerned. ...

Liberal Privilege in Two Tweets

This week, we'll look at two tweets that encapsulate everything that's wrong with the "white privilege" narrative consuming our nation. The Twitter account @nowthisnews posted a ...

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