Move over, Muhammad; you’re no longer the only sacred icon that can’t be drawn as a cartoon. Black people are now on the small and exclusive list of things that will spark an instantaneous jihad if sketched by an artist. And the ...

I"€™m not a fan of Mexican food, for reasons which should be obvious. Although I hold Mexicans in the highest esteem as a proud and noble (if exceedingly short) people, they tend to score poorly on standardized tests and have never ...

Bill Nye became famous in the 1990s with a PBS kids"€™ show called Bill Nye The Science Guy. His new series for Netflix is called Bill Nye Saves the World. See the difference there? The title of the first show suggests objectivity. ...

This is a story of love, hate, interracial romance, journalistic malpractice, and anti-Semitic bomb hoaxes. It involves a young black man named Juan, whose mother named him that because Juan was enough"€”just kidding! Juan is an ...

If you"€™re baffled by a women's march that excluded thousands of women and was run by an extremist Muslim, well then you “literally just can"€™t even,” which is basically, like, WHATEVER! This was not a women's march ...

Get your red pill ready"€”the Matrix is real. At least that's what a bunch of tech nerds think. Two high-dollar Silicon Valley investors are paying scientists mondo bucks to figure out if we"€™re living in a computer-generated ...

America is obsessed with keeping black women happy. The bigotry of low expectations is strong with the treatment of black men, but when it comes to they baby mommas, shit is off the chain. When Valerie Jarrett showed up for work as ...

No matter what one may think of transvestites trannies transsexuals transgender people, it’s hard to deny that they are tremendous entertainers. Few other allegedly oppressed identity groups can provide such topnotch excitement as ...

J"€™aime Paris. And by "€œaime"€ I mean "€œlove,"€ not "€œlike."€ I proposed to my wife under the Eiffel Tower and have been visiting regularly since the "€™80s when the biggest problem the authorities seemed to have ...

I"€™ve oft complained about the infantilization of American adults, but something strange is happening. We"€™re going from "€œComic books aren"€™t just for kids anymore"€ to "€œComic books are not for kids anymore."€ ...

Last week, NASA confirmed that there is water on Mars. This could be some kind of cross-promotional hullabaloo for the movie The Martian, which came out this week, or it could mean there's life on Mars. If it's the latter, it behooves ...

It was a bad night for Boris. Emmy award-winning composer Boris Zelkin (also known as the conservative pundit "€œLenin's Barber"€) and I had just engaged in a valiant online battle against GOP feeblemindedness, and we"€™d lost. ...