Janette Sadik-Kahn

NYC’s Yuppie Hipster Bicycle Goddess

NEW YORK—I used to ride a bicycle in New York when it was still the Wild West out there. We cyclists were so hated by cabdrivers that a lot of them—and I’m sorry to be racist about this, but it was always the Middle Eastern guys—would try to see how close they could get their front bumper ...

Dominique Gaston André Strauss-Kahn

Pepé Le Perv: France’s Gift to American Tabloids

NEW YORK—About once every hundred years the French nation presents America with a monumental gift. In 1781 it was 29 warships, 3,200 sailors, and 4,500 soldiers who hooked up with George Washington at Yorktown and blasted General Cornwallis to smithereens. In 1886 it was La Liberté éclairant le ...

How CVS Invaded My Brain

NEW YORK"€”There's some guy at the world headquarters of CVS drugstores screwing with me. I don"€™t know who he is yet, but he lives in Woonsocket, Rhode Island. This is where CVS Health, the largest drugstore chainin the history of drugstores, has its main offices, and where a designated ...

Exit the President

NEW YORK"€”Stop saying dystopian. The next person who uses this word gets a Billy Jack leg whop to the right side of his face. Donald Trump is not dystopian. There's nothing dystopian happening. Who started this? Dystopian would require a mastermind. There's no mastermind. Dystopian would ...