In New York and LA, tradition is for squares. Unfortunately, these rebels rarely come up with anything better. If you want to reinvent the wheel and design a whole new way to live an adult life, go bananas. Nobody gives a shit. If, however, you don"t have a smarter plan, here's what's been ...
Ever notice that when you read an article on something you know a lot about, they"ve got 50% of the facts wrong? Whether it's a story about your hometown or your favorite band, it's always shocking how half-assed the journalists are. Apparently, lots of people have noticed this. Last week, we ...
Last week an everyday group of anti-gun nuts called Everytown published data that claimed there have been 74 school shootings since Sandy Hook. Most of us went, "No there haven"t," because we"ve only read about a few. The president apparently does not have access to Google, because ...
Washington, D.C., May 15th, 2014: "What the HELL is going on?" roars POTUS as he storms into the Oval Office, holding a bourbon from his interrupted dinner. Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel and two intelligence officers have their faces in their hands. Army Chief of Staff General Raymond T. ...
It's hard to get Americans to care about Britain but it's worth checking in on those fannies once in a while to see how their social experiments are going, because we tend to follow close behind. Political correctness is leaking into American sports and it's already completely drowned British ...
It's cool to scoff at the nuclear family, but the children of single mothers are fucked (sometimes literally). The daughters are more likely to become wayward sluts and the sons are more likely to wind up in jail. You can"t avoid these wandering demi-orphans, however. In an America where barely ...
I don"t believe in racism, sexism, or homophobia. There, I said it. While all three are prevalent all over the world, I don"t think they exist here in the West. Of course, there is a kid in a schoolyard right now saying "Nigger," but there are so many black kids saying the same sort ...
"Da news!" yells a 70-year-old man at the bar around the corner from my office. Then he harrumphs and adds, "Yeah, I LOVE watching da news." His friend the bartender nods in agreement and replies, "Fuck da fuckin" news. I like cartoons." Jon Stewart would pause it here ...
Both Charles Murray and Steven Pinker have self-help books out for this summer. Both of them spend a lot of time focusing on writing but these guys are so good, it's like a young Sophia Loren giving you beauty tips. What about the rest of us plebes? You"re never going to be a Christopher ...
Now that Colorado has legalized marijuana (though not for 4th graders), drugs are back in the news, and that inevitably brings the discussion to the decriminalization of all drugs. The two bad trips that inevitably come up in these debates are: 1. Few understand that just because something's bad ...
