Most women would be happier at home raising a family, and many are just going through the motions by choosing careers. There. I said it. I didn"t say women can"t have careers and they"re not capable of anything more. I happen to think housewife is a pretty noble profession. However, if ...
I got in a "teensy" bit of trouble last week for saying you should be more worried about your daughters attending Spring Break than your sons. The quotes that got yanked into the blogosphere ranged from the relatively tame "It's called different genitalia!" to the incendiary ...
On Monday, we learned of a DuPont heir who has been given nothing but parole for raping his daughter, because the judge felt he wouldn"t "fare well" in prison. It's natural to want to punish this guy yourself. It's a perfectly healthy fantasy to have, but that doesn"t mean you ...
In 1974, a daredevil walked across a tightrope that connected the World Trade Center's Twin Towers. It was called “the artistic crime of the century.” The DA considered trespassing charges but dropped them in the face of the city’s enthusiasm for their new hero. The Port Authority ...
Though Malaysia Airlines flights have a tendency to get lost, American Airlines is infinitely reliable, and the business class on their new A319s feels like you"re sitting in God's vagina. Unfortunately, it also means you have to sit with someone else. This can be a deal breaker if you"re ...
It's official. On Sunday, March 9th, 2014, political correctness breathed its last breath. It had been careening out of control since trannies took over the controls, but the moment that Beyoncé starred in a PSA to ban the word "bossy," PC lost its last shred of credibility. ...
Last week, some rich guy at a party in Vienna may have grabbed Kim Kardashian’s ass and someone may have approached her wearing blackface. So? She got $500,000 to be the host’s guest and her entire career is based on the fact that she has a ginormous ass. What did she think was going to ...
My daughter recently received a Post-it note on her homework that read, “Your [sic] Awesome!” A year or two ago her teacher had written, “No merkers! [sic]” on an assignment. How does one not know how to spell “marker”? Why doesn’t “your” look ...
Ridiculing “Bronies”"those fanboys who are obsessed with the TV show My Little Pony"is a forgivable offense. Sure, these are seemingly heterosexual males who worship a cartoon for little girls. That’s the dictionary definition of a pussy. Howard Stern called them ...
Conspiracy theories used to involve a handful of loonies obsessing over isolated alleged events. Today, what used to be seen as freak occurrences are now an endless barrage of really serious events that only a handful of people are sane enough to recognize. Big Brother is no longer a myth, and the ...
