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The Matter of the Meat

I arrived at my house in France recently to find the roses eaten by deer and a drystone wa...

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Doggie in the Gay Bar: A Christmas “€œTail”€

Yeah, that's right"€”I went there. No, I don"€™t mean the gay bar (although I did go t...

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The Twin Poles of Existence

Life is a struggle, or at least a pendulum swing, between complacency and panic. No doubt ...

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10 Reasons Old Punks Make Great Dads

Punk rock is a great way to spend your adolescence, but is has some drawbacks when you"€...

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Hunting the Domestic Polar Bear

Why has the American media suddenly snapped out of a self-induced coma to pay attention to...

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10 Birds That Act Like Dicks

At first glance, birds look like wonderful creatures who could do no wrong. It turns out t...

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Joseph Goebbels

Dear Barack Obama (A Letter From Joseph Goebbels)

I realize receiving a letter from a time traveler can be confusing, and you may believe th...

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Parting With PETA

The environmental movement is predominantly liberal, which means its thought process works...

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The Vegetarian Personality

I have trouble accepting the idea that Hitler was a vegetarian. He just didn"€™t seem th...

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Punk Rockers Make Good Conservatives

I grew up playing in hardcore punk bands and fighting skinheads, and the political mantra ...

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A Nation Arms Itself—For What?

With the shooting death of Trayvon Martin by a neighborhood watch volunteer who was legall...

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Thar’s Meth in Them Thar Hills

Two years ago Oak Ridge, TN housed the world's fastest supercomputer. Even better, my stat...

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Have AIDS, Will Travel

English taxpayers awoke one morning in late February to discover that the nation's gaiety ...

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Brandon White

The Gang That Couldn’t Punch Straight

Is it ever permissible to find a "€œhate crime"€ funny? Granted, "€œfunny"€ is ...