Britain

Kids These Days

It is a truth universally acknowledged that children in Britain have more miserable or wretched childhoods than any others in Europe. This is in large part because of the ...

David Hasselhoff and Pamela Anderson, Baywatch

You Go, Boss: When Employees Seek to Sack Their Employers

A new, updated version of the “classic” 1990s series Baywatch, about the lives and loves of a series of well-sculpted female lifeguards whose chests act as dangerously ...

Trump and the BBC

What surprises me about the recent revelation that the BBC had deliberately edited the Trump speech delivered on January 6th, 2020, when protesters stormed the Capitol, to make it ...

Pondering Jews

After the deadly Yom Kippur terror attack on a synagogue in the English city of Manchester, it was easy to feel sorry for the innocent members of the oppressed minority group ...

The Flags Came First

If you’ve been paying attention to England’s flag wars, you’ll have noticed the hierarchy. The Palestinian flag is permitted, even applauded; the Ukrainian flag flutters ...

Notting Hill Carnival, 2017

Windrush Bumrush

In England, a popular saying has always gone, “If you want to know the time, ask a policeman.” The aphorism has today been extended to further read, “Because a policeman is ...

Nadiya Hussain

Shut the Cook Up

As someone who hates cooking, the only oven I’ve ever truly been interested in is the one Sylvia Plath stuck her head inside back in the ’60s. Another lady who could do with ...

Black Knives Matter

If black people were consumer products, they’d have to ban them. Here in Health-and-Safety Britain, a single baby pokes their eye out on a loose pin on a particular brand of ...

Metropolitan Cathedral Liverpool

In the Long Term, We’re All Dead—or Possibly Muslim

My nearest Giant Catholic House of God, the Metropolitan Cathedral of Christ the King in the northwest English city of Liverpool, has just received Grade-I Listed Status from the ...

Mohamed Salah

A Winger and a Prayer Mat

The Premier League football (as in “soccer”) season has just ended, with the title of champions of England 2024/25 going to the team I support, Liverpool FC, whose star ...

Ackworth, UK

Too White to Fight?

I didn’t sense much enthusiasm for the formal 80th-anniversary celebrations of VE Day across Britain last week, at least not amongst the young. How to combat this alarming ...

The Terrifying Truth About Britain

After reading a report in the The Times this morning, I did something I never thought I would have to do: I immediately decided to send a stern warning to my two daughters in ...

Laughing All the Way to the Bank

They say that laughter is the best medicine. Personally, I prefer penicillin. If you found that joke funny, then I may very well just have saved you from suicide. If you ...

The Rape of Britain

Growing up as I did, in post–UDI Rhodesia, I was exposed early to the deceptive habits of wily British politicians. My adolescent naivete notwithstanding, I was puzzled and ...

Presumption of the Body Snatchers

Redistribution of wealth is in full swing in the U.K. under Keir Starmer’s Labour Party, but a lesser-known project is the redistribution of organs. I don’t mean church ...

Intersectional Israelite Insanity!

If you saw a large group of men running toward you, dressed in tight Lycra bearing the words “QUEER RUNNING CLUB,” what would you do? Personally, I’d start running ...

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