Jim Goad

Jim Goad

Jim Goad is the author of four books, including The Redneck Manifesto.<img src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=taksmag-20&l=as2&o=1&a=0684838648" width="1" height="1" border="0" alt="" style="border:none !important; margin:0px !important;"He is the former editor of "ANSWER Me!" magazine and currently hosts jimgoad.net. Though many people find him to be beneath contempt, he sincerely claims he doesn't know what the big deal is. At various points he has found employment as a radio host, a country singer, and a cabdriver. He lives in Stone Mountain, Georgia.


Heart of Darkness

President George W. Bush with Saudi King Abdullah bin Abd al-Aziz Al Saud

Who Cares About the Middle East?

Aug 22 2011

While reading yet another headline about, oh, I don’t know, a wayward dromedary whose scrotum was implanted with a cell-phone-triggered incendiary device designed to blow

Beau Monde

The Firepower Next Time

Aug 15 2011

England’s cultural rainbow went up in flames last week, and as the smoke clears and the fog stubbornly returns, the experts are once again arguing

Cultural Caviar

A Bright Future for Pessimists

Aug 08 2011

It’s said that no news is good news, but the problem is that there’s plenty of news, and all of it’s awful. I scanned my

Commerce

Beavis and Butthead

The Retarded State of Public Debate

Aug 01 2011

As the international embarrassment known as the American debt-ceiling debate winds down and Congress decides on how much more they should rob unborn Peters to

Cultural Caviar

Anders Behring Breivik

Between Thought and Action in Norway

Jul 25 2011

When I first read Ted Kaczynski’s Industrial Society and its Future, better known as The Unabomber Manifesto, I was impressed with how logically dispassionate it

Idiocracy

Finding My Personal Political Pigeonhole

Jul 18 2011

People tend to embrace whatever political ideology justifies their existence. Since I feel like a working-class Tonka Toy born with a 350-cubic-inch, 4-barrel-carb, V8 brain

Cultural Caviar

Won’t Get Schooled Again

Jul 11 2011

In what’s being described as the most extensive case of test-tampering in US public-school history, Georgia Governor Nathan Deal dropped an 828-page bomb on the

Politics

The American Nosedive

Jul 04 2011

Reading the Declaration of Independence 235 years after it was written, it’s kidney-punchingly obvious that the United States government has become precisely the sort of

Commerce

Staph Infection

Our Scary, Filthy, Killer Hospitals

Jun 27 2011

One would have to be flea-brained to deny that if we had no hospitals, millions of us who are now alive would be dead. Then

Crime

Mexico Sues Georgia for Making it a Crime to Be Illegal

Jun 20 2011

On May 13th, Georgia’s governor signed a bill that essentially made it illegal for illegal aliens to be illegal. As hatefully punitive as that sounds,

All About Me

Just Another Fairytale Lesbian Blogger From Damascus

Jun 12 2011

The eminently credible mainstream media was all aflame last Tuesday with reports that a prominent lesbian blogger in Syria had been captured by armed-and-hairy secret

Cultural Caviar

The Memorial Day Mobs

Jun 06 2011

Though few Americans realize it, Memorial Day has roots that are partially racial in nature. It was originally called “Decoration Day” and was first celebrated

Bizarro World

Planks, But No Planks: The Fatal Idiocy of “Planking”

May 27 2011

On the off chance that you lead a remotely fulfilling life and were busy working, studying, or having sex—even alone—on Wednesday, you may have missed

Commerce

Bring Us the Head of Ronald McDonald

May 23 2011

Among the thousands of wailing grievance groups the progressive left nurtures, enables, coddles, and waters, "€œfood activists"€ tend to be among the most humorlessly fascistic.

Uncategorized

Whatta Whiny Week! The Top Ten Crybabies of the Past Seven Days

May 16 2011

In the wonderful new world that's being lovingly sculpted by the nice people who know what's best for us, peace on Earth will apparently never

Cultural Caviar

Jared Taylor

Fear of an Erudite White

May 10 2011

Jared Taylor. White Identity: Racial Consciousness in the 21st Century. New Century Books, 2011. 342 pp. It's hard to find things to hate about Jared

Cultural Caviar

Michael Moore

Limo Driver Murders Limousine Liberal!

May 02 2011

It's no coincidence that both Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels were born into cozy bourgeois households nestled high above the dirty claws of proletarian squalor.

Cultural Caviar

Andy Dalton

Will America Tolerate a Redheaded Quarterback?

Apr 25 2011

With the NFL draft approaching this Thursday, an unidentified pro football executive recently asked a reporter whether Rose Bowl-winning quarterback Andy Dalton's cheese doodle-colored hair

Cultural Caviar

Rev. Jesse Jackson

Down-Low Under the Rainbow?: Jesse Jackson Accused of Gay Harassment

Apr 19 2011

Upon hearing that an openly (and screamingly!) gay black male ex-employee of Rainbow/PUSH had filed a complaint against Jesse Jackson and his organization for discrimination

Cultural Caviar

Fort Pickens, Florida

The Real Reason We Build Forts

Apr 11 2011

A punchably positive viral video that popped up like a smiley-faced genital wart a couple weeks ago featured four chipper young SoCal Caucasians seeking seed

Cultural Caviar

George Carlin

Seven Ideas You Can Never Discuss on Television

Apr 03 2011

In 1972 comedian George Carlin famously delineated the "€œSeven Words You Can Never Say on Television."€ All seven words dealt with bodily parts or functions

Commerce

The Mormons Go Mainstream!

Mar 28 2011

America's Great Weird Religion hit Manhattan's Great White Way last Thursday night as South Park's Trey Parker and Matt Stone premiered their musical The Book

Cultural Caviar

Nuclear Holocaust Denial

Mar 21 2011

Japan has endured a three-headed monster of colossal catastrophes over the past ten days"€”a 9.0 earthquake, a tsunami with 30-foot crests, and an unresolved nuclear-reactor

Cultural Caviar

Blacks Rape Preteen Hispanic in Texas, Whites Get Blamed

Mar 14 2011

Over one cruelly protracted evening last November in the tiny Texas town of Cleveland"€”up in the ragged piney woods fifty miles northeast of the giant

Cultural Caviar

Reverend Fred Phelps

The Inalienable Right to Hate Fags

Mar 07 2011

Based on their entertainment value alone, I believe that the Phelps family of Topeka's Westboro Baptist Church deserves First Amendment protection. For entirely different reasons,

Commerce

Invasion of the Kochtopussies

Mar 01 2011

Ever since last August's game-changing New Yorker article about the intergalactically wealthy Koch brothers and their unholy, unfeeling, and ecologically unsanitary war to harass and