Jim Goad

Jim Goad

Jim Goad is the author of four books, including The Redneck Manifesto.<img src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=taksmag-20&l=as2&o=1&a=0684838648" width="1" height="1" border="0" alt="" style="border:none !important; margin:0px !important;"He is the former editor of "ANSWER Me!" magazine and currently hosts jimgoad.net. Though many people find him to be beneath contempt, he sincerely claims he doesn't know what the big deal is. At various points he has found employment as a radio host, a country singer, and a cabdriver. He lives in Stone Mountain, Georgia.


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Whatta Whiny Week! The Top Ten Crybabies of the Past Seven Days

May 16 2011

In the wonderful new world that's being lovingly sculpted by the nice people who know what's best for us, peace on Earth will apparently never

Cultural Caviar

Jared Taylor

Fear of an Erudite White

May 10 2011

Jared Taylor. White Identity: Racial Consciousness in the 21st Century. New Century Books, 2011. 342 pp. It's hard to find things to hate about Jared

Cultural Caviar

Michael Moore

Limo Driver Murders Limousine Liberal!

May 02 2011

It's no coincidence that both Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels were born into cozy bourgeois households nestled high above the dirty claws of proletarian squalor.

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Andy Dalton

Will America Tolerate a Redheaded Quarterback?

Apr 25 2011

With the NFL draft approaching this Thursday, an unidentified pro football executive recently asked a reporter whether Rose Bowl-winning quarterback Andy Dalton's cheese doodle-colored hair

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Rev. Jesse Jackson

Down-Low Under the Rainbow?: Jesse Jackson Accused of Gay Harassment

Apr 19 2011

Upon hearing that an openly (and screamingly!) gay black male ex-employee of Rainbow/PUSH had filed a complaint against Jesse Jackson and his organization for discrimination

Cultural Caviar

Fort Pickens, Florida

The Real Reason We Build Forts

Apr 11 2011

A punchably positive viral video that popped up like a smiley-faced genital wart a couple weeks ago featured four chipper young SoCal Caucasians seeking seed

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George Carlin

Seven Ideas You Can Never Discuss on Television

Apr 03 2011

In 1972 comedian George Carlin famously delineated the "€œSeven Words You Can Never Say on Television."€ All seven words dealt with bodily parts or functions

Commerce

The Mormons Go Mainstream!

Mar 28 2011

America's Great Weird Religion hit Manhattan's Great White Way last Thursday night as South Park's Trey Parker and Matt Stone premiered their musical The Book

Cultural Caviar

Nuclear Holocaust Denial

Mar 21 2011

Japan has endured a three-headed monster of colossal catastrophes over the past ten days"€”a 9.0 earthquake, a tsunami with 30-foot crests, and an unresolved nuclear-reactor

Cultural Caviar

Blacks Rape Preteen Hispanic in Texas, Whites Get Blamed

Mar 14 2011

Over one cruelly protracted evening last November in the tiny Texas town of Cleveland"€”up in the ragged piney woods fifty miles northeast of the giant

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Reverend Fred Phelps

The Inalienable Right to Hate Fags

Mar 07 2011

Based on their entertainment value alone, I believe that the Phelps family of Topeka's Westboro Baptist Church deserves First Amendment protection. For entirely different reasons,

Commerce

Invasion of the Kochtopussies

Mar 01 2011

Ever since last August's game-changing New Yorker article about the intergalactically wealthy Koch brothers and their unholy, unfeeling, and ecologically unsanitary war to harass and

Fascists!

Schooling Wisconsin’s Teachers

Feb 21 2011

Watching events unspool in the Wisconsin State Capitol over the past few days, one would think the world is ending. In a very specific sense,

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Rahm Emanuel

Rahm Emanuel’s Tiny Fingers

Feb 14 2011

I believe it is still within my constitutional rights to dislike Rahm Emanuel, but in the spirit of universal fairness which will likely destroy Western

Islam

Muslim Brotherhood: Bummers of the Revolution

Feb 07 2011

It seemed like only a few days ago that Egypt's humble peasant masses set hearts ablaze worldwide with their spirited defense of universal rights and

Bitch, Please!

Sir Elton John

Arkansas Store Censors Elton John’s Designer Baby!

Jan 31 2011

A global scandal erupted last week after someone complained about the manner in which a grocery store in Mountain Home, Arkansas was displaying an Us

Cultural Caviar

Mr. Assange’s Digital McCarthyism

Jan 24 2011

Upon superficial inspection, still-living superstar hacker Julian Assange and long-dead commie-stalker Joseph McCarthy seem like natural-born enemies and political polar opposites. Technically, the Arctic and

Cultural Caviar

Hoping Against Hope in Detroit

Jan 17 2011

"€œWe"€™re coming back,"€ beamed current Detroit mayor and former Detroit Pistons All-Star Dave Bing last Tuesday as he launched a privately funded $10-million ad campaign

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Mark Twain and his friend John Lewis in 1903

Huckleberry Finn and the Whitewashing of American History

Jan 10 2011

By its editor's count, 219 "€œniggers"€ have been expunged from a reprint of Mark Twain's Adventures of Huckleberry Finn that’s being foisted on our humiliatingly

Israel

Last Month in Israel: Bagellnacht Rising?

Jan 03 2011

In Israel these days, about half of the Jews"€”the ones who say Arabs are no big problem"€”are having big problems with the other half of

Cultural Caviar

The DREAM Act: ¿Reconquista Mañana?

Dec 27 2010

Countless self-described "€œDreamers"€ were rudely awakened on December 18th when the US Senate failed to reach the 60 votes necessary to proceed with the DREAM

Commerce

Psychos and Zombies: Mutant Spawn of the Great Recession

Dec 20 2010

Last Tuesday night, a fat, rumpled, unemployed 56-year-old man named Clay Duke invaded a Florida school-board meeting and put on a clumsy show of violent

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Posthumously Pardoning the Lizard King’s Penis

Dec 13 2010

Sixties rock deity Jim "€œThe Lizard King"€ Morrison's bloated corpse was found in a Parisian bathtub in 1971, but apparently his soul had been writhing

Commerce

Julian Assange’s Honey Trap: That’s Rape in Sweden

Dec 07 2010

Julian Assange of Wikileaks infamy was arrested in England today. But it isn"€™t for espionage"€”his Interpol "€œred notice"€ made no mention of the hundreds of

Commerce

No Child’s Fat Behind: Palin Dumps on Michelle Obama’s Youth Obesity Scheme

Dec 02 2010

Last week, in her inimitably cornpone, hokey, chipper, toothy, gosh-darnit, you’re-darn-tootin’ manner, Sarah Palin slammed Michelle Obama's scheme to slim the nation's bloated quotient of

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Combat Training for Toddlers

Nov 23 2010

My first and only kid was born two years ago, and I almost didn’t live to see him. A month before he hatched, a jumbo