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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, 2016

Carpet Bomb

Pat Buckley would be spinning in her grave if she knew what has happened to the Met Gala s...

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Michael Cohen

Rat Tales

Nobody likes a rat. No one outside of his immediate family will be sad to see Michael Cohe...

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Lady Jane Erskine

Class Rejects: A Guide to the British Aristocracy

Please accompany me along the career trajectory of my English friend Minty. She receives a...

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Charles-Édouard Jeanneret-Gris known as Le Corbusier

Le Corbusier: Liar, Cheat, Thief, and Plagiarist

Some time ago, I was asked to review a vast biography of Bertolt Brecht, the German playwr...

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Melania Trump

Human Nature’s Difficult Need for Esteem

There is a 42-year-old mother in Houston who, in her mad longing to be “the perfect woma...

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Glastonbury Campsite

Pray for Rain

In my salad days as vulgarity correspondent"€”that is to say, a reporter on the disgusti...

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Tattoo Much

Ariana Grande, of whom I had not heard until Salman Abedi killed 22 people at her "€œcon...

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Atala au tombeau, Girodet, 1808 - Musée du Louvre

The Butt of the Joke

You know you are getting old when even the judges look young; but another sign of aging is...

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Dress to Regress

What I really hate about Facebook is Mark Zuckerberg's T-shirts. Of course, his whole inv...

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Mark Zuckerberg

What the Zuck?!

Who was it who said that behind every great fortune lies a great crime? The answer is a Fr...

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Normalizing Degeneracy

Earlier this week we learned that Micah Rhodes, one of the heads of Portland's Resistance ...

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Beneath Paris

The French, I think, must be world champions in the production of books lamenting the stat...

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Liam Gallagher

Checking In With Liam

I rarely buy The Sunday Times, a British newspaper with as many sections and supplements a...

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A Dream Wedding…for the Tabloids

The Brits are big on weddings, and Pippa is getting hitched sometime this autumn, or maybe...