Michael Moore

Letting the Air out of Michael Moore

People weren’t as shocked by the news of Michael Moore’s pending divorce as they were at the thought of some poor woman marrying him in the first place. The filmmaker-provocateur is almost a decade past his ...

Jerry Seinfeld

Baby Steps Toward Race Realism

Call me a cockeyed optimist, but I took heart from the micro-fuss over Jerry Seinfeld's push-back against PC bullying the other day. In case you missed it, Seinfeld was being interviewed on TV about his recent comedy ...

Gunsville, USA

As I lollygagged around the packed convention floor at the Eastman Gun Show in Gainesville, GA amid thousands of guns and what seemed like millions of bullets, it occurred to me that I"€™ve never heard of a mass shooting ...

Here a Nazi, There a Nazi, Everywhere a Nazi-Nazi!

I guess calling everyone a "€œracist"€ doesn"€™t work anymore. If it did, Trump would have lost. As a result, we are all Nazis now. Milo Yiannapoulos is a gay Jew who can"€™t seem to go more than five minutes ...

The Hunt

Right-Wing Boob Job

During my five years with Friends of Abe, the “secret” (and boozy) organization of Hollywood conservatives, in between boilermakers at Barney’s Beanery we used to bitch about how Hollywood never makes movies with ...

Cannibalism Among the Oppressed

When big-bootied FLOTUS Michelle Obama was heckled last week by a grizzled lesbian activist who sort of resembles Glenn Beck with AIDS, the entire progressive coalition nearly came crashing to the ground. Mrs. Obama was ...

Laughing About White Genocide

On Christmas Eve, an eminently smackable-looking self-described "€œactual communist"€ crouched down, grabbed his ankles, and shat the following Tweet upon planet Earth: All I want for Christmas is White Genocide The ...

Feminists to Trannies: Stay off our TERF

As a connoisseur of leftist cannibalism, I enjoy watching the internecine squabbling of groups competing for the top spot on the hierarchy of oppression as if they were puppies stepping on one another's necks straining for ...

The Problem With Hipster Porn

Anyone who's seen Mike Tyson fight is aware of the benefits a violent childhood can bring. You don"€™t have to condone kids getting beat up every day to enjoy seeing him in the ring. You don"€™t want your children to ...

Jamie Foxx

Why Isn’t Racism Cool?

We all had a lot of fun at the American Renaissance bash the other weekend. A disproportionate amount of the fun was provided by vlogger Paul Ramsey, whom I recommend for consideration when your next corporate function, ...

Redwood State Park, CA

Manifesto Destiny

This Land Is Our Land: An Immigrant’s Manifesto by Calcutta-born NYU journalism professor Suketu Mehta takes pro-immigration polemics to their logical conclusion: “Immigration as reparations.” Historically white ...

Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

I’m So Bored With MLK

I had a dream I stood on the mountaintop and puked. As we all gather around the Guilt Pole to commemorate Martin Luther King’s approximate birthday, 94% of Americans agree that he was a mighty swell fella. That’s a ...

Lessons From a Media Moron

These days, it’s getting harder to tell the calculating and corrupt from the gullible and stupid. A few weeks ago, the journalistic community anally expelled a collective brick when reports surfaced that a bunch of racist ...

Snooki

Why I Hate Italians

Last week, Italy’s version of Wikipedia cloaked itself in advance of wiretapping laws they say may force them to delete the site entirely. If you’re like me, you immediately wondered whether Italians keep their ...

Mandolyna Theodoracopulos and Gavin McInnes

So Long, Taki!

This will be my last column for Takimag. It’s been almost exactly ten years at about 1,000 words a week. That’s half a million words or the equivalent of half a dozen books. I’m so thankful to Taki and his daughter, ...

Bill Nye

Bill Nye’s Fake Science

Bill Nye became famous in the 1990s with a PBS kids"€™ show called Bill Nye The Science Guy. His new series for Netflix is called Bill Nye Saves the World. See the difference there? The title of the first show suggests ...

Anthropologists Gone Wild

Controversial anthropologist Napoleon A. Chagnon released his new book Noble Savages: My Life Among Two Dangerous Tribes"€”the Yanomamö and the Anthropologists on Tuesday. The fact that his career has generated so much ...

Like White on Rice

On Sunday, Mike Cernovich proved that Trump's wiretapping allegations are true. In a piece he wrote for Medium he told the world that "€œSusan Rice, who served as the National Security Adviser under President Obama, has ...

Why Does Hollywood Ignore White Slavery?

The Los Angeles Times has congratulated Hollywood for congratulating itself for awarding the Best Picture Oscar to 12 Years a Slave. The gist of the article is that Tinseltown is finally taking “risks” and ...

Crevasses in the Classroom

Where are racial gaps in school test scores worst? Ironically, where liberals are most dominant. The new national database of school-district test scores created by education researchers at Stanford and Harvard reveals ...

Karsten Hauken

Grab Your Ankles and Let Them In

Ladies, gents, and everyone who can’t decide what the hell they are, I believe we’ve found the Ethnomasochist of the Decade. Karsten Nordal Hauken describes himself as a "€œsocialist, feminist, and ...

The Flight From White

As you may have noticed, the more denunciations we hear of Cisgender Straight White Male Privilege, the more the evidence mounts that, all else being equal, the rewards in 2015 tend to lie on the other side. If you want ...

Three TV Villains That the Audience Turned Into Heroes

Last week The Washington Free Beacon discussed the New York Times’ tabloid-like obsession with Obama’s favorite TV shows. Where the Times slobbers with excitement over the “subtle” dramas the ...

Donald Trump

Smells Like Victory

America’s 2016 presidential campaign is turning out to be the longest Rocky movie ever made. Since the moment that Donald Trump announced his candidacy in June 2015, the scoffers and sneerers and naysayers have ...


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