Bridesmaids: Females Competing for Status and Laughs

Bridesmaids, the first female buddy comedy from producer Judd Apatow (Knocked Up and countless others over the last half-decade), stars Kristen Wiig, that passive-aggressive ...

How to Cheat Fairly, Date a Model Safely, and Discipline Teenagers Effectively

Dear Delphi, I am a 48-year-old man and have been married for about 25 years. My wife and I have not been intimate for the last 17 years. So I have engaged in a number of affairs ...

Hugh Grant

Put a Gag on Hugh Grant

To all men's eternal detriment, a conceited fool in the form of has-been actor Hugh Grant, self-appointed spokesman and shop-floor representative for chauvinist bigotry, spoke out ...

Randy

The 12-Step Plan to Restore American Machismo

While getting drunk last night, I noticed a young man had plonked his sports bottle down on the bar like it was a gun and we were in the Wild West. I asked him what the fuck was ...

John Demjanjuk

The Persecution of John Demjanjuk

“John Demjanjuk Guilty of Nazi Death Camp Murders,” ran the headline on the BBC. The lede began: “A German court has found John Demjanjuk guilty of helping to ...

Gunter Sachs

Gunter Sachs’s Mysterious Exit

Why would a German playboy-billionaire industrialist with a large family and lots of old and good friends have dinner in Gstaad with one of his closest buddies, then go up to his ...

Mr. Shailendra Kumar Upadhyay

Old Age Wasted On the Old

A toast, ladies and gentlemen, to Mr. Shailendra Kumar Upadhyay of Nepal, who shuffled off this mortal coil on Monday afternoon at age 82. Mr. Upadhyay was at 18,700 feet above ...

The Beaver: Jodie Foster’s Enduring Relationship With the Insane

Movie folks think they are better than you or me, and sometimes they are right. Jodie Foster, for example, isn"€™t the world's best director, but she may be the bravest. Who ...

Snuffed Like a Candle in the Wind

Like a candle in the wind/ Never knowing where to run to/ When the raid came in.... Tra-la-la! So let us join together and sing out loud, for the somewhat perforated body of a ...

Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction

Clitoris Lost, Wedding Canceled, Beans Spilled

Dear Delphi, I am 35 and have been dating my boyfriend for roughly six years. No, he has still not proposed, but that is not the immediate problem. The problem is that his ...

Jared Taylor

Fear of an Erudite White

Jared Taylor. White Identity: Racial Consciousness in the 21st Century. New Century Books, 2011. 342 pp. It's hard to find things to hate about Jared Taylor, and that's what his ...

Europe’s Culture War Against America

Socialist elements within the European Union disapprove of America and welcome any opportunity to criticize and undermine it. Three topics will facilitate their attack"€”the ...

An Expat Named Superman

There were two huge stories last week in American mythmaking: The United States has slain Public Enemy Number One, and Superman is renouncing his American citizenship. Barack ...

P.J. O'Rourke

Liberal Indigestion

Some thirty years or so ago, my friend P. J. O"€™Rourke came to dinner at my New York house with what was then his new bride. She was beautiful, reserved, intelligent, and after ...

Literature’s Most Influential Hussy

She lives on credit and lusts after entertainment, whether emotional or commercial. She derives her pleasure solely from seeing her reflection in the gleam of a man's eye or in ...

Abbottabad, Pakistan

A Good Day in Abbottabad

Though Abbottabad's eponymous founder might approve of the rough justice OBL received there early Monday morning, something is very wrong with the establishment that calls the old ...


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