The Week That Perished

The Week’s Maddest, Baddest, and Saddest Headlines ZIMBABWE PROMISES WHITE FARMERS COMPENSATION, THEN ASKS THEM TO RAISE THE FUNDS Zimbabwe—formerly the Breadbasket of Africa and now better known as Africa’s Rectum—used to be called Rhodesia when evil white men ruled it. Then they threw ...

The Week That Perished

The Week’s Most Narcissistic, Chauvinistic, and Unrealistic Headlines ROBIN DIANGELO’S FRAGILE IDEOLOGY Robin DiAngelo is a millionaire white woman who appears to be so filled with inner turmoil that her face looks ready to crumble into a million pearl-white ceramic shards at any ...

Charlamagne tha God

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The Week’s Most Incurable, Unendurable, and Uninsurable Headlines BLACK RADIO HOST WITH ATROCIOUS SPELLING SKILLS SAYS JEWS “HAVE THE POWER” A New York radio host who was born Lenard Larry McKelvey insists on calling himself “Charlamagne [sic] tha [sic] God,” which immediately brings up ...

LeBron James

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When George Floyd died as a result of resisting arrest after passing a bad check and surviving COVID-19 with a heart condition and meth and fentanyl in his system, the world forever ...

The Week That Perished

Since New York has never shed a tear for the rest of the country, we shed no tears for New ...

John Wayne

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Even though black women outlive white men in America, and even though the greatest threat to black people in America is other black people, a lot of dingbats in places both high and low have gobbled down the ludicrous fiction that America might as well be the Khmer Rouge and black people might as ...

The Week That Perished

Then, when it became very clear that the real intent of the exemption was to expose black people to coronavirus and make them easier to identify in criminal lineups, the county reversed their decision to exempt peeps o’ ...

The Week That Perished

Google has begun punishing “far-right” websites not only for their articles, but for whatever commenters say under the articles—which is almost impossible to police twenty-four hours a ...

Philadelphia, PA

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If you think it’s shameful to enter a beauty pageant to be selected as “Miss Hitler,” imagine the shame of not even ...

Joe Exotic

The Week That Perished

Are you getting the sense that black Americans are incapable of being happy unless they’re destroying ...