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Stop With the Golems, Already!

We Jews love our golems. We’ve been loving our golems for thousands of years, and what a strife-free history we have to show for it! In case you’re unfamiliar with the golem fable, I’ll give you the CliffsNotes ...

A Hot Month for Clinton’s Body Count

Donald Trump threatened to kill Hillary Clinton last Tuesday. The Secret Service came to visit him and he's looking at five years in prison. It's all conjecture, of course, but that passes for cold, hard evidence this ...

White People Are Pussies

On a call-in radio program recently, we had been airing my infamous assertion in a Taki’s Magazine column back in April that white people should avoid large concentrations of blacks as likely to be dangerous. A ...

The Straight Dope on Homosexuality

Is homosexuality a perversion? If not, is it entirely normal? Almost normal?  These days, the very idea of perversion is out of fashion. The Washington Post would probably use the word only to describe an intense desire ...

Ethan Krupp

The 13 Most Annoying People of 2013

As someone who's offended by nothing but annoyed by everyone, I found no shortage of people this past year to stoke the angry embers of my irascible soul. Try as I may to shield my eyes from the countless blinding petty ...

10 Things I Like About White Guys

White men have been getting a bad rap lately. We"€™re complete idiots in commercials and on TV in general. Other races and genders roll their eyes at us and say things such as "€œDear white people"€ in a tone that ...

Introducing: The Proud Boys

On Sunday, September 11, while college students vandalized memorials, the NYC chapter of the Proud Boys held its second meet-up at the Tribeca bar Gaslight. Though the exact details are kept secret, the meetings usually ...

Everything I Learned in College Was a Lie

TV actress Leah Remini renounced Scientology last week. I assume she's looking back on the past decade and wondering what she was thinking. I know how she feels. I was also a member of a cult. It's called liberal arts. ...

A Brief History of the Redneck

KANSAS CITY, Mo."€”Last week, when I outed myself as an Angry White Man, I got some of that dreaded "€œnativist"€ fan mail. (Is it my imagination or has the word "€œnativist"€ been used more times in the past ...

Mao Zedong

10 Unbelievable Things the Chinese Believe

I lived in Taiwan for four months in the early 90s and have since spent a fair amount of time on China’s mainland, so I can ask this question without being accused of prejudice: What’s up with the Chinese? They tile ...

The Difference Between White People and Black People

Imagine for a moment that you are an intelligent and self-sufficient Martian living in a plush, temperature-controlled trailer home somewhere amid the vast frozen plains of that lonely red planet. Also imagine that through ...

Notes on the Pussification of America

It is time to get women out of the schooling of boys. It is way past time. Women in our feminized classrooms are consigning generations of our sons to years of misery and diminished futures. The evidence is everywhere. Few ...

Matt Damon

Elysium: Neill Blomkamp Fools the Critics Again

The new movie Elysium, another science-fiction fable from young Boer refugee Neill Blomkamp about the horrors of mass immigration and nonwhite overpopulation, isn’t terribly amusing to watch. But at the meta level, ...

10 White People Problems

"€œWhite People Problems"€ is a loaded term that combines a facetious reference to white privilege with the accusation that we"€™re all pampered ingrates. Never mind that about half of America's poor are white. Well, ...

Hillary Clinton

Does it Matter if Hillary Clinton Is a Carpet-Muncher?

Jenny McCarthy, easily the finest female specimen ever to appear on estrogen-addled daytime-TV squawkfest The View, recently upset the eternally offended Gay Lobby by insinuating what most of the Western world has ...

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