Joe Bob's America

Which Part of This Performance Art Space Is the Actual Hotel Room?

MINNEAPOLIS—Do you ever walk into a hotel room in a strange city and get the feeling you...

Joe Bob's America

Suntory Hibiki

500 Years of Moonshine Might, You Know, Taste Better

PHILADELPHIA—Lately I’ve been performing in the state that went to war over whiskey—...

Politics

Jim Acosta

The Media Shouldn’t Whine to the Courts

NEW YORK—I don’t like it when newspapers or TV networks go whining to the courts. A...

Joe Bob's America

Resisting the Campus Speech Nazis


DENVER—Every time I perform, I start out with a few comments about Safe Spaces and Tr...

Joe Bob's America

Be Kind to Your Stripper

NEW YORK—They just passed a new policy at Under Armour, the giant sports-apparel company...

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Leave Harvard Alone

NEW YORK—I can’t believe this, but I’m about to defend Harvard. Four years ago a ...

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I’m Calling for a Stupidity Boycott

AUSTIN—I think I have to boycott Kimberly-Clark. I’m sorry, guys. I know you’re a...

Politics

The Apathy Party

SAN ANTONIO—In my college days I was a card-carrying member of the Apathy Party. Each ye...

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The New Standard of Lifetime Detention Hall

DALLAS—The most amazing thing to me about the Kavanaugh Mess was the thousands of hours ...

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Okay, Coach, Then Don’t Feed Your Football Team

NEW YORK—The reason I stopped being a sportswriter was that I could no longer deal with ...

Joe Bob's America

The Supreme Yacht Club

NEW YORK—The problem with the Supreme Court is not any of the things being talked about ...

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Who Needs the Oscars?

LEXINGTON, Ky.—Two hundred years from now an anthropologist will go through the digital ...

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It’s 5 a.m. for Burt Reynolds

LITTLE ROCK, Ark.—If you party hard enough in Little Rock, you eventually end up at a co...

Joe Bob's America

Amateur Gossip Columnists Roaming Amongst Us

NEW YORK—So I’m riding the downtown E train somewhere between 34th and 4th when one of...