Joe Bob's America

I Decide Who Gets Into College

NEW YORK—Okay, the easiest solution to this whole college admissions controversy is to s...

Joe Bob's America

Nina Stirs Things Up in Wisconsin

NEW YORK—Well, the neo-Puritans have struck again. A few weeks ago my old friend Nina...

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Herb Kelleher and the Flying Bus

NEW YORK—My only conversation with Herb Kelleher happened in the mid-’70s, before he...

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Heather Nauert

How Can THAT WOMAN Know Anything?

NEW YORK—The journalists are furious. (For those of you just tuning in, I don’t def...

Politics

Closed? No Hurry. I’ll Come Back.

DALLAS—What if the country shut down and nobody gave a flip? Entering day 6 of “The...

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Free the Nunchucks!

KATY, Tex.—The most amazing thing about Federal Judge Pamela Chen’s ruling on Monday t...

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Run Run Rudolph

NEW YORK—Everyone’s talking about the article in the Huffington Post that has shown us...

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Which Part of This Performance Art Space Is the Actual Hotel Room?

MINNEAPOLIS—Do you ever walk into a hotel room in a strange city and get the feeling you...

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Suntory Hibiki

500 Years of Moonshine Might, You Know, Taste Better

PHILADELPHIA—Lately I’ve been performing in the state that went to war over whiskey—...

Politics

Jim Acosta

The Media Shouldn’t Whine to the Courts

NEW YORK—I don’t like it when newspapers or TV networks go whining to the courts. A...

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Resisting the Campus Speech Nazis


DENVER—Every time I perform, I start out with a few comments about Safe Spaces and Tr...

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Be Kind to Your Stripper

NEW YORK—They just passed a new policy at Under Armour, the giant sports-apparel company...

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Leave Harvard Alone

NEW YORK—I can’t believe this, but I’m about to defend Harvard. Four years ago a ...

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I’m Calling for a Stupidity Boycott

AUSTIN—I think I have to boycott Kimberly-Clark. I’m sorry, guys. I know you’re a...