Donald Trump

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The Week’s Most Glamorous, Clamorous, and Amorous Headlines SPORTS FANS BOO OPPOSING TEAM, WHITE SUPREMACY GETS BLAMED If there are two categories in which black people ...

Chesa Boudin

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The Week’s Creepiest, Weepiest, and Sleepiest Headlines NEW TREND: DISTRICT ATTORNEYS WHO HATE THE LAW If, like us, you’ve been wondering why poor retarded blacks and rich ...

Ted Wheeler

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The Week’s Most Lecherous, Treacherous, and Obstreperous Headlines PORTLAND MAYOR TO MOVE AWAY FROM PEACEFUL PROTESTORS WHO’VE BEEN TRYING TO SET HIS CONDO ON FIRE Ted ...

Kamala Harris

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The Week’s Most Porcine, Unclean, and Obscene Headlines WHY WE SHOULD ALL KEEP MISPRONOUNCING “KAMALA” Joe Biden promised the nation that he would pick a colored woman as ...

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The Week’s Most Incessant, Tumescent, and Adolescent Headlines FEDS NAB BANNON ON FRAUD CHARGES Apart from helping to forge a populist coalition that pushed Donald Trump toward ...

Beirut, Lebanon 2020

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The Week’s Most Aggressive, Excessive, and Oppressive Headlines NONWHITE WORKERS AT CANADIAN ANTI-RACISM MUSEUM COMPLAIN OF RACISM Winnipeg is the largest city in the Canadian ...

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The Week’s Maddest, Baddest, and Saddest Headlines ZIMBABWE PROMISES WHITE FARMERS COMPENSATION, THEN ASKS THEM TO RAISE THE FUNDS Zimbabwe—formerly the Breadbasket of Africa ...

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The Week’s Most Narcissistic, Chauvinistic, and Unrealistic Headlines ROBIN DIANGELO’S FRAGILE IDEOLOGY Robin DiAngelo is a millionaire white woman who appears to be so ...

Charlamagne tha God

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The Week’s Most Incurable, Unendurable, and Uninsurable Headlines BLACK RADIO HOST WITH ATROCIOUS SPELLING SKILLS SAYS JEWS “HAVE THE POWER” A New York radio host who was ...

LeBron James

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When George Floyd died as a result of resisting arrest after passing a bad check and surviving COVID-19 with a heart condition and meth and fentanyl in his system, the world ...

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Since New York has never shed a tear for the rest of the country, we shed no tears for New ...

John Wayne

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Even though black women outlive white men in America, and even though the greatest threat to black people in America is other black people, a lot of dingbats in places both high ...

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Then, when it became very clear that the real intent of the exemption was to expose black people to coronavirus and make them easier to identify in criminal lineups, the county ...

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Google has begun punishing “far-right” websites not only for their articles, but for whatever commenters say under the articles—which is almost impossible to police ...

Philadelphia, PA

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If you think it’s shameful to enter a beauty pageant to be selected as “Miss Hitler,” imagine the shame of not even ...

Joe Exotic

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Are you getting the sense that black Americans are incapable of being happy unless they’re destroying ...


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